The 125 most vicious reviews of the movie ”Hamnet” – A compilation from the youtubers Critical Vikings – E-bok

It was a movie loved by the critics and it got eight Oscar nominations.
But not everyone likes the dirt and poetry of Shakespeare and medieval England.
In this ebook you will find the 125 most vicious – and fun – reviews of the movie ”Hamnet”. 

Most people in showbusiness knew that this movie was authentic Oscar-bait. 
It was directed by Chloé Zhao who got two Oscars in 2021 for the movie ”Nomadland”.

Her movies are loved by critics – but not the audience. 
She made ”Eternals” in 2021. This was one of the biggest box office bombs ever and probably lost 100-200 million dollars.

The movie ”Hamnet” is set in England in the late 16th Century. 
It is a fictional story on the marriage of the playwright William Shakespeare and Agnes. 

Most critics loved the movie – but many hated it  
Thousands took to social media and review sites to give their honest comments. 

In this ebook we have gathered 125 of the most vicious (and hilarious) reviews of the 2025-movie ”Hamnet”. 

Here are some examples:
• ”I would not go out of my house for ten years if I made this film.”
• ”This movie was specifically made to piss me off.”
• ”If I had had my own car I would have left after 15 minutes.”
• ”The best acting was done by a bird.”

The editors of this ebook run the Youtube-channel ”The Critical Vikings”. 
They search through thousands of reviews to find the ultimate combination of humour and viciousness.

The reviews in this ebook are from several public movie review-sites, for example IMDB, Rotten Tomatoes and Letterboxd. 
Most of the reviews were originally much much longer and have been edited and shortened.
We have corrected some of the spelling mistakes.